You escaped from many lawyers but those are the most important
You violated copyright and pirated a book by giving it to other people and telling them to read it aloud without permission
You ruined lawyer's cars
You damaged lawyer #7273485's trees for growing paper
You wasted so much of their paper that could have been used on other lawsuits
You broke the lawyer's printer for printing lawsuits
You damaged one of the lawyer's hard drive by misplacing your magnets you use for cheating
You burnt many of the lawyer's lawsuits
You used DevTools to hack the lawyers
You litered so many EMPTY! boxes of fried chicken from kentuky on everywhere the lawyers went
The kentucky boxes had such a strong smell that the lawyers had to find a way to resist the smell of fried chicken
You forced the lawyers to smell spaghetti they couldn't eat
You refused to feed the lawyers burgers
You didn't fix the code for robot lawyer to chase after you
You didn't make water game to keep the lawyers entertaned while they have to wait
You didn't get a score of 23000 in water game to impres the lawyers
You broken the automatic fact-finding machine so idk the rest but there will be more
Relief sought from court
Lawyers must take all of the following items:
All of your time the lawyers spent chasing after you that they could have spent suing someone else
All the pirated copies of that book
Your legs for running away from the lawyers
You car for driving away from the lawyers
Your truck for ruining the lawyer's cars to chase after you
Your magnets you use for cheating for destroying the lawyer's hard drive
Your lighter for burning the lawyer's lawsuits and paper
Your DevTools for hacking the lawyers
Lawyer's fuel for car
Your mansion for relaxing from the lawyers
Your plane for flying away from the lawyers
Your bunker for hiding from the lawyers
Your teleportation machine for teleporting away from the lawyers
You must do the follwing actions:
You must replace lawyer #7273485's trees
You must replace the lawyer's printer
You must replace the lawyer's hard drive and everything on it
You must replace the burnt lawsuits
You must repair the damage to the lawyers after being hacked
You must replace the lawyer's automatic fact-finding machine
You must clean up your fried chcken rubbish and tell kentucky to stop sendig you fired chicken to litter everywhere
You must make a bowl of spahgetti for lawyers after all the effort they put into resisting it
You must take the lawyers out for the best burger shop yourself and you can't order anything for yourself and you must
use your own money to pay for the meal
You must fix the robot lawyer's code
You must make water game that is good and has a fair difficulty
You must get a score of 23000 in your fair difficulty water game without cheating
You must give up your suing rights
You must give up your defending rights
You must serve your family members and friends this lawsuit
You must fix the spelling errors in ths lawsuit
You must look at this lawsuit everday, especially for any updates